Oodles of Noodles

Is a new piece that I am writing. It involves a homeless man, and a sidewalk psychologist I think. The man eventually turns into noodles after being able to only afford a cup'o noodles to eat and nothing else. He is starving, but obese therefore, nobody believes that he is legitimately hungry. I can't decide if he turns into wet or dry noodles. If he turns into dry noodles, then he couldn't walk or his body would crumble and wet noodles would just end up in a heap on the ground.

Hmmm...

I'm not sure that this could even be done onstage.

Maybe it has to be a film.