I am One of Those People...

I can already tell. I am going to be cranky and pouty all next week. I am totally one of those people who is extremely irritable with a lack of sex. Sex? What's that? I don't think I remember sex? Oh, yes. It's been that long. I am like a fucking cat in heat. I keep rolling around on my bed and making these little wimpery noises like I'm in pain...WHICH I AM! I am going to die! It's official. I am going to die. Good Bye Cruel World! All I ever needed was to get laid.

*Yeah, I'm being a bit dramatic. So fucking what? I'm frustrated!