Happy Birthday to ME.

Yesterday was my birthday. My 21st birthday. I tried with little success to keep it a secret. Damn you, Facebook! Today I need to study, but I have a ginormous hang over. And I smell like booze. Great. I was glad to discover this morning that last night I did not make an ass out of myself. I also didn't get naked, kissed, or sexed, which is completely depressing. On my birthday!!!! I can't remember the last birthday that I didn't make out with someone...or EVERYONE...it happens. Boyfriend and Girlfriends: Please come to Columbus and make out with me, or else I break up with all of you and I will find new Boy and Girl friends here. (yes, that is a threat).