I Crossed the Line...

My friend and I got into an I'm gonna kill you joke fight yesterday. Here are some of the things that were said by me:

1.) I'll gouge out your eyes with ice picks and feed the remains to a murder.
2.) I'll stab you all over with forks and laugh as your blood sprays in different directions.
3.) I'll slit your throat and fuck the wound with a strap on.

*I am such a goth kid sometimes.