Friday, June 12, 2009

Goldfish

So...there's this guy and he's a fish, but really he's a guy. He hears all these voices and they're talking about him. They think he's lonely so they get him a girl. He doesn't like her at first because she's invading his territory and she's sort of obnoxious, but she is really hot. The goldfish/guy ends up seducing the girl. The next morning he tells her she's got to go and then she drops the bomb. SHE'S PREGNANT! What? How can she be pregnant? They only slept together last night? That's crazy, right? He is furious, but his fuming anger is suddenly interrupted by...BIRTH! The girl starts popping out babies and I mean babies galore, hundreds and hundreds of babies. Goldfish/Guy is still in the middle of his angry rant that he goes on a full on rampage and starts eating her babies! the next thing you know, she has dissapeared along with all the babies and there is a stillness and calm to everything. Did any of this even really happen? He can't be sure. The voices are back and they're talking about him again. He is content with his solitude. The voices are convinced that he's lonely.

To be continued...

1 Comments:

Anonymous Elvis said...

happy birthday

I miss you!

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