My L.I.T. is Currently Teasing me Mecilessly......

For those of you that don't know what L.I.T. means, it stands for Lesbian in Training. Apparently she was a bit jealous that the last time we went out to a bar, I bought drinks for all the girls there, not just her. I responded to this by saying in my smoothest and most pimpette-type manner, "Look, baby. I'm not a player. I just crush a lot." Now I am sitting here writing about the conversation on my blog....Oh yeah, I got skillz. You Can't touch my game!