Things I wish I didn't have to lie about...

1.) My name. I have sooo many goddamn names I could create a sub-list...actually, I think I will.
a.)Brooke
b.)Brookie
c.)Bj
d.)Pants
e.)Scooter
f.)Asparagus
g.)Twinkle
h.)Hiphopera star
i.)Trophy Wife
j.)Mullet
k.)Spittin' Venom
l.)Slick McFavorite
m.)Angel
n.)Drew
o.)Aria
p.)Max
q.)Vikki
r.)Rex Adventure
s.)Moose
t.)Kitten Mitten
u.)Panda
v.)Sugar Bear
w.)Kitty Button
x.)MB
*I'm sure there are more that I can't think of right now.

2.) My jobs. I have worked at a porn store, strip clubs, and I am naked on the internet.

3.) I like girls.

4.) My major. I am majoring in Theater Education...And yes, I will be a doctor.

5.) How many tattoos I have.

6.)How I feel.

*I'm sure this post will bite me in the ass one day.