"You're Going to Hell." Literally.

I've heard this statement many times. I've also been called a temptress, the devil, and succubus. However, I have to admit I have no qualms with any of this because the way I figure it.....HELL IS WHERE THE PARTY'S AT! They way I imagine it all the cool people go to hell becuase in most religious scriptures basically everything fun is evil, a sin. Therefore about anyone I would ever want to meet would be in hell. Everyone who got killed for heresy, criminals, rock stars, porn stars, philosophers...the works. I bet there's a constant orgy complete with champagne and the Marquee de Sade. I also bet there is a rollersakting rink and a 24 hour pinball arcade and salsa dancing. Sign me up, Satan!